wildpens:

This baby knows x

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calumsbeanie:

Michael. Chicago- The Riviera: 4-17-14

calumsbeanie:

Michael. Chicago- The Riviera: 4-17-14

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do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

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lychgate:

harrypotterfreak333:

When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…

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AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING

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dashdrive:

i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life

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tahcoes:

its 2014 why aren’t mcdonalds doing deliveries

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dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

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somedaysigetitright:

kingofbastille:

The amount of questions Bastille asks in thier songs really stresses me out

are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?

like idk dan you figure it out

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scareeps:

i’m only doing this school thing until my rap demo blows up

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big foot: im real
ppl: we thought u were a myth
big foot: u were myth-taken

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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